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If you are seeking ‘merch’ for Montréal’s most genre-fluid indie music group, look further (scroll down).
We Talk To Horses merch
The best way to support We Talk To Horses is to stream their music, tell your friends, and subscribe to our newsletter. For t-shirts, stickers and more, look no further (scroll down).
Handmade
Our handmade items are made by the band and shipped from Montréal, Canada.
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A set of four 4″ x 2″ stickers (two sheets of two, as pictured). These stickers are designed, carved and block printed by the band. Colors and textures vary. These stickers are printed on paper, so we suggest you put them on laptops, phones, or notebooks, rather than on lampposts, water bottles, or bicycles.
$8 CAD for 4 stickers, plus shipping ($2 Canada, $3 USA, $4 international)
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This limited edition aphorism was created for the band by Bespoke Aphorisms by Adage Infinitum. When you order this aphorism, We Talk To Horses will hand-letter it on 6″ x 6″ watercolor paper (ink and paper colors may vary).
We can only sell and ship these within Canada.
$200 CAD, shipping included.
Print on Demand
We use Spring for Print on Demand t-shirts, tote bags, and die-cut stickers. To purchase or for more details, go to our Spring store. Print On Demand items are shipped separately from Handmade items. [Please note: Spring items are a bit pricey, and they keep most of the cost.]
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This die-cut sticker is printed on vinyl.
$5.99 USD plus shipping.
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This 100% cotton tote bag features the We Talk To Horses logo and a photo of a horse we saw one time.
$23.99 USD plus shipping.
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We have four t-shirt designs, featuring the We Talk To Horses logo with various images: ‘that horse we saw one time,’ ‘invisible cat,’ and ‘grey background.’
$29.99 USD plus shipping.