“Small ideas for a big world”
You have had the epiphany: Advancing the calibrationist enterprise is essential to my future happiness. And you have wondered: What can I do? In the past, the answer was: probably nothing. Few are blessed with the ability to perceive the mistuning of a turbine disk or the misalignment of a monocoque chassis, to imagine a finer ring of bell or a better shade of cloud.
Time has changed. Now, anyone, be they possessèd of the inspiration of Edison or the wits of a cart mule, can harmonize the geometry of the pyramid of soup cans that is reality. Thanks to the Bureau of Small Ideas. By making a small contribution you can make a small contribution to the exciting field of reality calibration. We do the ideas. You do the work.
Why Choose Us
The world was a dark and humourless place for linguistic relativists before the inaugural Sapir-Whorf Joke Contest. That was a Small Idea. We have all endured the misery of navigating a tower crane down narrow city streets to a construction site. Now who doesn’t use a 3D printer to make construction cranes in situ? Another Small Idea. The Small Ideas Bureau is the only boutique ideas firm with a track record in the oft fructuous and oft fractious field of reality calibration.
How It Works
When you purchase a Small Idea, you will receive by post one of the Bureau’s latest calibration kernels stencilled in miniature on an oversized sheet of parchment paper, the blank expanse a humbling and welcome reminder of how small your contribution truly is, small but precious, a life raft in a turbulent sea extending beyond all horizon. There is much work to do, and if you don’t do it, who will? Someone else, presumably, so the time to act is now.
Once you implement your Idea, you may file a report with the Bureau, detailing any observable change in reality’s cast or bearing, and in your mood or prospects. The most salient or pertinent reports will be featured in Le Journal de la Sémiologie Quotidienne.
Example reports:
This may seem daunting, but fear no more than necessary. All of our ideas are handcrafted and laboratory-tested, which is how we can be sure that their actualization will be within the capabilities of a pre-competent calibrations artisan like yourself.
At the Bureau of Small Ideas, we have big ideas. When you invest in a Small Idea, you undertake a solemn responsibility to bring these ideas into the world. Reality awaits.
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Use this form to submit your Small Idea request. We will contact you to arrange payment of the $795 fee. Shipping and handling included!